Frustrating.
However, I know now how to install a disposal. I know how to take it apart. And I am not afraid to do so.
It's funny how making a mistake actually contributed to more confidence in the long run. So I got to thinking. How far have I come in fearless homemaking?
In the kitchen, bad:
I have made a jelly roll (yuck), marzipan (ew), cream puffs, bread, cinnamon rolls, pie crust, taffy, peanut brittle, caramel, mayonnaise, polenta, gnocchi, etc. and they have ALL failed. I started three kitchen fires, ruined a microwave and burned a coffee pot. Tried to make my own cleaning products that made my husband gag.
Good:
Some of those recipes are easy now. Have you ever had an old fashioned taffy pull? Soooooo much fun! I have helped pull up linoleum and refinished old wood floors. I have also repainted cabinets.
In the laundry room bad:
It took me five years to figure out how I was going to fold my dishtowels (the first two years I folded them like a flag, weird). I am now banned from washing my husband's jeans (couldn't remember which ones were no-drys). Made my own laundry detergent and it made the clothes smell like old grapes.
Good:
Can iron MH's (my husband's) shirts the way he likes 'em. Just learned a month ago. I can dye cheesecloth, muslin and cotton on purpose (fun!).
In the living room bad:
I still don't know how people keep their carpet clean. I have painted the walls dark green, dark brown with white swirls, red, and mustard yellow. I actually embossed my walls with gold wax one time because I thought it would look cool, it did not.
Good:
I can sponge, glaze, rag and paint huge pink stars. Ugh. I also fixed a "broken" speaker for the surround sound.
In the bedrooms bad:
I made our curtains out of remnant fabric, and bamboo rods. I have made curtains out of sheets, beads, ribbon, glue, and felt.... Oh, man, I hate my tacky self. I have made doll clothes out of ribbon, toilet paper, tape and buttons. I found pieces of a dress I made on the floor the other day. Apparently it was supposed to be functional, as in removable. Didn't know.
Good:
Okay, nothing good here.
In the bathroom bad:
paint, re-paint, kind of fixed the toilet. I hung a shelf once, well I hung it like, five times. Okay, done here..
Outside bad:
By my calculations I kill about 21 plants every spring. That means I have murdered close to 168 innocent plants in my married life. That is not counting seedlings. Used compost from sanitation department. Best flowers, worst smell.
Good:
I can grow herbs, (go figure) and flowers. Not only that, I can mulch, mow, weed and I have even picked up a snake that was hanging out in the dirt (with a stick of course)
Not bad. I think I am getting better. My sense of style is a little off (someone once told me that the way I decorate forces people to feel a certain way). So, I might need to work on that one... But I think the important thing is I have very little fear of making mistakes with my house.
Now, if I could only transfer that lack of fear to relationships with people...
I remember when you used to die the Norvell shirts. And you once painted my bedroom wall with some sweet swirliness...
ReplyDeletehandy indeed.
OK, here I am, being bossy again. About half of those things you listed as bad were very good--the cinnamon rolls were delicious, and the green, brown, and mustard yellow walls were VERY pretty. You have a knack (Is that spelled right?) for decorating AND cooking. Give yourself some credit. I admire your spunkiness, girl!
ReplyDeletehow about how great of a musician or a cook you are...I mean no one can make cookies and decorate like you!...or that you are a great Mom to 2 beautiful kiddos that I am pretty biased to...but still!
ReplyDeleteLove you, "sister"!
Belle,
ReplyDeleteBossy? Well, if you are going to call paying me a complement "bossy" then go right ahead! Haha!
Love you!!
Beth